The Maiden Voyage of the Dodo

Sailed from Treasure Island August 25, 2009;
Returned safely to port September 9, 2009.

The first exposure of an unsupecting world to the splendor of the Dodo. The crew was unprepared for a savage assault by the perfidious Brass Tax Gerbiling Society, and not a few crew members were suspending over the deck rail by their ankles. Later in the voyage a pair of DJ'ing dinosaurs took advatange of the exhaustion of the crew to abscond temporarily with the proud bird.